Police performs poorly in Uniform

The Punjab Police has discovered the cause of their Traditional Poor Performance, that is their Black-Colored Uniform.

Inspector General of Punjab Police Haji Habeebur Rehman said that it was the Dark Uniform which makes them "Grumpy", the main reason of their Poor Performance.

This color absorbs more Heat and that is why the Police are twice as Hot-Headed, Rehman said.

The Police have therefore decided to change the colour of the Uniform, Rehman further said.