Hollow argument of priorities

"It's all about priorities", is a sentence commonly heard from parrots. However, the priorities are rather contradictory and confusing, such as

"Bring peace first then play cricket in Pakistan. But improve sports first to bring peace."

"Provide ambulances and school buses first then improve roads infrastructure. But improve roads and transport infrastructure first then provide public transport."

Panama-gate Hearing - A Game of Chess

The first hearing of cases related to Panama-gate scandal in Supreme Court, after admission of petitions, turned out to be a game of chess, where both the respondents and the petitioners tried to hold their card close to their chests.

The respondents lawyer only submitted a reply on behalf of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif's response, completely denying the allegations, while asking for precious time from Supreme Court for submitting premier's children responses, who are the actual owners of companies involved in panama-gate. This non submission of responses will leave the petitioner's lawyers with less time for presenting their counter arguments.

Afghanistan only considers Pakistan as her first cousin

Afghanistan doesn't consider Pakistan as her brother (or sister), rather she considers Pakistan as her first cousin.

In our (Afghani and Pakistani) societies, people mostly show jealousy towards their first cousins, but when they need help they always look towards their cousins. And cousins are generally helpful in time of need.

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after 3 decades

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after three decades, as the Russian military personnel have arrived in Pakistan for joint military exercises.

Both Pakistan and Russia enjoyed joint military exercises with live ammunition in the 80s. But during the last 30 years both countries missed each other and are lagging behind in expertise.

Army Chief orders combing operation

Army Chief has ordered intelligence agencies to setup hair saloon across the country and conduct a combing operation as the habit of keeping wild hair is spreading like an epidemic in country men.

Government rejects Murad Ali Shah's signatures

Federal government has rejected Rangers extension summary in Sindh sighting reason that Chief Minister Sindh Qaim Ali Shah's name has been mistyped as Murad Ali Shah.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

May to become UK PM in July

British Interior Minister Theresa May will take over as UK’s Prime Minister on 13th July.

Paksitan is West Indies

South Asia is referred as "Indies", by this definition the Western part of South Asia, Pakistan, should be called West Indies.

Congratulation Pakistanis, you have beaten India in a World T20 2016.

Note that Cherry Blossom is widely used in Pakistan, no matter if it replaces Fair & Lovely.

Commando on sick leave

Commando General Musharraf has been granted sick leave by the courts and executive of Pakistan.

Accountability or Clean Chit Authority?

Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Accountability Department function has been changed to Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Clean Chit Issuance Authority.

Now the authority KPI would be to issue more and more clean chits to innocent politicians and bureaucrats.

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar, and if federal government do not provide Pakhtunkhuwa with it's due right and do not demolish existing port in Gawadar, then the provincial government will be left with no option but to perform Kathack Dance and federal government will be solely responsible for this, announced Chief Minister Pakhtunkhuwa.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Shushma's Sartaj

Indian External Affairs Minister, Sushma Suraj, calls her Pakistani counterpart as "Sartaj".

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

The correct translation & interpretation of above statement is

"To plant one Arabian Tree (Date Palm perhaps)"

However, some people are misinterpreting it as

"To plant one billion trees"

Sindh President Mamnoon Hussain

The sleeping President Mamnoon Hussain has awakened and illegally assumed charge of defacto President of PML-N Sindh.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Series of Pakistan's ill-planned misadventures

Operation Gibraltar in 65, Operation Jalalabad in 89 and Operation Kargil in 99, a series of Pakistan's ill-planned misadventures.

Indians fear DHA expansion towards Amritsar

India has recently resorted to firing and shelling on Indo-Pak border, fearing Lahore's Defense Housing Authority expansion across the border towards Amritsar.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Mushahid always belonged to Ganja League

Senior journalist turn politician, Mushahid Hussain Syed has rejoined the Ganja League where he always belonged being a Ganja himself.

Rana Sanaullah is an ugly version of Ilzam Khan

Punjab Law Minister, Rana Sanaullah is apparently an ugly version of Ilzam Khan and even consider himself to be on top of a containing while addressing media.

Popalzai saw moon on 5th

On 26th December 2006, Mufti Shahbuddin Popalzai of Masjid Qasim Ali Khan got late in moon sighting, as it was already 5th of Zil Haj and government already announced Eidul Azha to be celebrated on 1st January 2007.

Yet Mufti Popalzai decided to advance Zil Haj date and announced that today is 6th, not 5th Zil Haj and Eidul Azha will be celebrated in NWFP (Modern KP) on 31st December 2006, i.e. a day before rest of Pakistan.

Hence moon was sighted on 5th and it became 6th instantly.

Why Metro Service is not water-proof?

Wondering why Metro Service is not water-proof? There are a couple of schools of scientist siting differing reasoning, however, all agree on water attraction in Metro Stations as the prime reason.

One group of scientist think that the positive charge on the Metro Stations have an attraction for the slight negative charge on the oxygen atoms of the water molecules. The resulting coulombic attraction draws the water stream towards the surface of Metro Stations.

Others are of the view that Metro Stations are hygroscopic, i.e. the ability of a substance to attract and hold water molecules from the surrounding environment. This is achieved through either absorption or adsorption with the absorbing or adsorbing substance becoming physically changed somewhat. This could be by an increase in volume, boiling point, viscosity or other physical characteristic and properties of the substance, as water molecules can become suspended between the substance's molecules in the process.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.