Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Supreme Court's Suo Moto Action against "Unknown Disease" in Punjab

In a Suo Moto Notice against Unknown Disease in Punjab, the Supreme Court of Pakistan has sought Complete Report from the Federal Investigation Agency and Chief Minister Punjab's Inspection Team.

The Supreme Court also instructed the Lahore High Court's Commission to continue the probe against the Unknown Disease and Spurious Drugs.

Earlier, the Supreme Court took Suo Moto Notice of the deaths of more than ninety (90) Heart Patients under treatment at the Punjab Institute of Cardiology, either from Spurious Drugs or due to Wrong Prescription of Blood Thinning and Lipid Lowering Medicines.

Its an Unknown Disease that is said to get deposited in the Bone Marrow and ultimately ends the body’s resistance. The generation of White Blood Cells stops in the body and a severe Chest Infection also takes place.

Update 1st February: A London based Laboratory has determined that Isotab, a medicine manufactured by Efroze Chemical Industries, caused the "Unknown Disease".

Chief Minister Punjab Shahbaz Sharif revealed that Isotab tablets, which are meant for Heart Patients, had been contaminated with an Anti-Malarial Chemical, which resulted in fatalities to patients who used it daily.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Why limiting Saraikistan to Punjab only?

Talk of Saraikistan is in fashion these days, but all such talks are limited to carving out a Saraki Province from Punjab only.

The Coalition Parties in Government, i.e. Pakistan Peoples Party, Mutahida Qaumi Movement and Pakistan Muslim League (Quaid) are calling for new provinces to be carved out from Punjab.

However, for their kind information, many different Dialects of Punjabi are spoken, some of which include Majhi, Malvi, Pothohari, Saraiki, Thlochi, Changvi, Hindko, Shahpuri, Riasti, Dhani, Pahari, Jangli, Ghebi, Darhab, Doabi, Jafri, Derewali and Sindhi Saraiki.

Importantly the major Punjabi Dialects of Southern Punjab are also spoken in neighboring regions of other provinces. Such as Derewali is spoken in Dera Ismail Khan, Tank and Bannu Districts of Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa. Jafri is spoken in Musakhel District of Baluchistan, alongside Barkhan and Dera Bugti Districts where Derewali is spoken.

While Sindhi Saraiki another Dialect of Sariaki (Punjabi), which has a few features of the Sindhi Language, is widely spoken in Kashmore, Jacobabad and Ghotki Districts of Sindh. Also, about forty percent (40%) population of Interior Sindh speak Sindhi Saraiki.

The Mutahida Qaumi Movement, backed by its partners, has submitted a Bill to the National Assembly calling for Punjab’s division on linguistic basis. What they don’t understand, perhaps, is that Saraiki is just a Dialect of Punjabi and not a different language at all. And the pure Sariaki is spoken in parts of Multan Division only.

Therefore, if it is desired to create a province based on the major Punjabi Dialects of Southern Punjab, then its boundaries must be spread across Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa, Baluchistan and Sindh as well.

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Update 4th May: The National Assembly adopted the resolution for the formation of South Punjab, a new Province.

Update 9th May: The Punjab Assembly has adopted resolutions of the creation of South Punjab and Bahawalpur Provinces.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Pakistan "Turns" game over its head

The Pakistan Cricket Team has turned the Abu Dhabi Test against England over its head as England suffered one of their most disastrous Batting Collapses in Test History.

English Batting disintegrated against Pakistani Turners to lose the Second Test in Abu Dhabi and with it the Series. Left-Arm Turner Abdur Rehman took most of the plaudits with his Career Best figures of 6 for 25. While the other Turners, Saeed Ajmal and Muhammad Hafeez took three (3) and one (1) wicket respectively.

Imran Khan - The Modern Pied Piper

Pakistanis are not happy with the status quo and have a genuine desire for change. Imran Khan's Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf is skillfully grabbing the opportunity and channeling the people's desire for change.

However, is Imran Khan capable of bringing the "Desired Change"?

Imran Khan has held Massive Gatherings at Lahore & Karachi, and tens of thousands of his Young Followers see him as a Messiah. But that reminds us about the Pied Piper of Hamelin, as Imran Khan is only raising slogans, while remaining tactically unclear about the implementation.

Alike the young  followers of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, Imran Khan's followers are doting more and questioning less, feeling more and thinking less. They are not even demanding a Detailed Manifesto, Policy Specifications, a Democratic Party Infrastructure, and a Shadow Cabinet which should ideally be the Foundation Stones of much promised Revolution.

One wonders, if Imran Khan is declared disqualified in the next Election under Articles 63-G & 63-H of the Constitution of Pakistan, i.e for his "Proven" involvement in Immoral Activities, such as the Sita White Case etc. Would anyone vote for a PTI led by Shah Mahmood Qureshi? If not, then Imran Khan has fashioned a Personal Cult and not a Genuine Political Movement.

An explanation must be demanded for Imran Khan’s recent endorsement of Feudal-Based Patronage as his Electoral Strategy. Yes, Imran Khan has brought PTI's induction levels down, but the followers' expectations need not be.

Unless Imran Khan's followers become realistic and stop excusing everything with the over used argument "Imran is better than others", we may witness a remix of Pied Piper of Hamelin; i.e the Modern Pied Piper.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Shabaz's Security for Mansoor Ejaz is Contempt of Court : Rehman Malik

Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik has termed Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif’s remarks about providing Security to Mansoor Ejaz as "Contempt of Court".

Rehman Malik said that "I will file a request for a Contempt of Court notice against the Chief Minister (Punjab)".

Earlier, Shabaz Sharif offered Mansoor Ejaz full security in Punjab and said that he will take personal responsibility of providing complete security to Mansoor Ejaz during his visit to Punjab (Pakistan).

He said that he will welcome Mansoor Ejaz and will provide him security till the last moment he is in Punjab (Pakistan), and also offered the Judicial Commission probing the Memogate Scandal to come to the province to record Ejaz’s statements.

It seems Rehman Malik is not aware of the definition of Contempt of Court. Someone needs to educate him that ridiculating Superior Judiciary in Babar Awan style or disobeying Superior Judiciary in Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani style is called Contempt of Court.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Veena Malik - Future Deputy Chairman of Senate

The Pakistani Senators have decided that Veena Malik shall be made the Deputy Chairman of Senate. Because only her presence in Senate could make the Prime Minister and the Federal Ministers to attend the Senate proceedings.

Speaking on the floor of Senate, Mushahidullah Khan regretted that although the Deputy Chairman Senate put to use all "Tactics", neither the Prime Minister nor Federal Ministers came to attend the Senate proceedings"

He said now only one last option was left to be tried, i.e. "Lets, bring Veena Malik from India and make her a Senator or a Deputy Chairman... and perhaps then the Ministers might show up."

On this, Deputy Chairman Senate Jan Jamali added "A more sizzling thing be made the Prime Minister."

Mushahidullah further said "Veena Malik has disclosed all her assets, and it is now the responsibility of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf to accommodate her for a Party Ticket in future."

Petition League draging Imran Khan in Asghar Khan's Petition

The Petition League (Pakistan Muslim League) is trying to drag Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman Imran Khan in Asghar Khan's Petition, as Supreme Court has announced to take up decade-old Case regarding the role of Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) in politics.

The Petition League asked the Court to not overlook the Agency’s political role at present, as well as during General Pervaiz Musharraf's regime, when Imran Khan used to visit Army House regularly.

Senior Leader of Petition League and Opposition Leader in National Assembly Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan said, "It would be a Mockery of Justice if the matter is not looked into by the Court,", in what appeared to be a thinly veiled reference to the much talked about emergence of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf.

Earlier, Nisar claimed that he had evidence to substantiate his allegations that Agencies were using parties like the PTI to undermine the League.

In 1996 a petition was filed by Air Marshal (Retired) Asghar Khan in the Supreme Court of Pakistan (HRC 19/96) against the Chief Of Army Staff (Retired) General Mirza Muhammad Aslam Beg, the Former Inter Services Intelligence Chief Lieutenant General (Retired) Asad Durrani and Younis Habib of Habib Bank and Mehran Bank, relating to the disbursement of Public Money and its misuse for "Political Purposes".

Monday, January 23, 2012

People cannot be fooled for long : Imran Khan

Chairman Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Imran Khan has said people cannot be fooled for long, as he wants to get his hands on the Premiership before its too "Long".

Addressing a PTI Gathering at Bhalwal, Imran Khan quoted Former US President Abraham Lincoln "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time".

Imran Khan, do you think the people of Pakistan are such a fool that they will believe in your Revolution of Corrupt?

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Pakistani Secret Agency starve Citizen to death

A Pakistani Secret Agency under the control of Pakistan Army has Starved a Pakistani Citizen to death, after kidnapping him along with eleven (11) other Prisoners from Adiala Jail Rawalpindi couple of years ago. Before their abduction, all the abducted persons were released from their cases by Court.

Abdul Sabour, one of eleven (11) Prisoners abducted by Intelligence Agencies from Adiala Jail in November 2010 was found dead near Haji Camp Peshawar. His Funeral was held in Kohat. However, he looked like a mere collection of bones.

Three other Prisoners abducted by Intelligence Agencies in the same batch met the same fate and their bodies were too found in Peshawar last month.

Update 25th January: The Supreme Court has issued notices to the Chiefs of Inter-Services Intelligence and Military Intelligence agencies to explain the circumstances leading to the deaths of four men at the hands of these agencies.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Zardari enjoys full Immunity; Musharraf had not: Atizaz Ashan

Pakistan Peoples Party's Legal Brain, Barrister Chaudhry Atizaz Ahsan said President Asif Zardari enjoyed Immunity under Article 248 of the Constitution, while Former President General Pervaiz Musharraf had no Immunity under the same Article. Therefore there is no need to write a Letter to the Swiss Authorities regarding the opening of Cases against President Zardari.

However, Atizaz was not able to answer why the President enjoys Immunity in Cases filed prior to the start of his tenure?

Atizaz Ashan sketched a Hypothetical Scenario and said the Supreme Court had a responsibility not to insist on writing a Letter that would eventually be dismissed in Switzerland. "The grounds on which the Swiss Authorities will reject the Letter could be that the President has Immunity in Switzerland too," he said. He said that President Zardari enjoyed Immunity in  Switzerland under the Vienna Convention until he was holding the seat of the President, "so it will be useless to right any letter to the Swiss Authorities".

Atizaz further said "If the Judges ask me about my previous statements regarding Immunity to Former President Pervaiz Musharraf, I will try to convince them that Musharraf had no Immunity because a Civil Suit had been filed against him… President Zardari, on the other hand, faces Criminal Cases in which he enjoys complete Immunity until he’s holding the President’s Office".

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Lonely Crow ask Crows to Unite

Prime Minister Syed Yousaf Raza Gilani in his recent thundering address to the National Assembly, exhorted the Crows (Parliamentarians) to Unite.

The Prime Minister said "Even crows get together when adversity strikes", why don't we unite?

How amusing indeed and how ironic too! The request for uniting to ensure Parliament’s supremacy was great, no doubt, but the example was simply a master stroke, for who doesn’t know that crows are the Proverbial Crooks.

It is so unfortunate that for a common Pakistani, the conduct of our so-called leaders, whether during Democracy or Dictatorship, has mostly been similar to that of Crows.

English Media cries as Ajmal destroys

English Media has come for the rescue of their team by criticizing the action of Pakistani Off-Spinner Saeed Ajmal, as the wily spinner bamboozled English Batting for a meager 192 Runs on the opening day of the First Cricket Test at Dubai Stadium.

Saeed Ajmal, whose claims of a Mystery Delivery surrounded the lead-up to the Test Series, destroyed England’s top-order with career best figures of 7-55. However, the English Media failed to digest their weakness and started criticizing Saeed Ajmal's bowling action.

Replying to the criticism, Saeed Ajmal said that allegations have been put on his action in the past but ICC has cleared his bowling action.

He further said "Does it trouble me that someone in England questions my action? It's no problem. Such questions were raised against Saqlain Mushtaq as well and he played county cricket for years with no problem about his action."

Ajmal was cleared by the International Cricket Council in May 2009 but his action drew stinging criticism from the English.

Ajmal maintained "I'm concentrating on my bowling and it's the Umpires' and Referees' responsibility to judge my action."

Monday, January 16, 2012

After Divine Intervention Gilani offers to Step Down

After Divine Intervention Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani has offered to Step Down in the wake of the worsening political situation in the country.

In his talk with President Asif Ali Zardari at the Prime Minister House, Gilani said that he was willing to make a sacrifice for the sake of his country.

Gilani also agreed to appear before the Supreme Court after he was issued a Contempt of Court notice today during the hearing of the NRO Case.

Earlier, due to Divine Intervention Prime Minister Gilani's Ancestors met Quaid-e-Azam's Ancestors.

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Nawaz responsible for Drone Attacks

After a heated debate in Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's Central Executive Committee, it was decided that Nawaz Sharif, the Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) Chief, is responsible for all the US Drone Attacks and ever growing US Interference in Pakistan.

The debate started when PTI Chairman Imran Khan said, the US Drone Attacks in Pakistan are being conducted with the consent of (Pakistan Peoples Party's) Current Government. And such attacks can be stopped, if the Government wishes.

At that point, PTI Vice Chairman Shah Mahmood Qureshi, who remained Foreign Minister in the Current Government for three years, said the Current Government has neither given any consent nor is it responsible for US Drone Attacks. As it was Pervaiz Musharraf who granted permission to US for Drone Attacks in Pakistan.

Hearing this Khurshid Mahmood Kasuri, the Foreign Minister in Musharraf's Government, furiously said the Drone Attacks were not permitted in his tenure between 2002 - 2007, and might have been allowed earlier.

It is worth noted that before the 2002 General Elections, the Foreign Minister in Musharraf's Cabinet was Abdul Sattar, a Former Central Secretary of Information in PTI and an acquaintance of Imran Khan & Dr Shireen Mazari.

Kasuri's statement made Dr Shireen Mazari uneasy, and she said the US Drone Attacks were not permitted in Abdul Sattar's tenure either, and might have been a continuity of Nawaz Sharif's policies, such as the capture of Mir Aimal Kasi.

Senior PTI Leader Javed Hashmi, who was the Minister at the time of Kasi's capture, tried to clarify Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) position on Aimal Kasi Episode and said Aimal Kasi was captured with the help of a Leghari Sardars of Choti Zareen (Dera Ghazi Khan) and Establishment, without informing the Government.

Yusuf Ayub Khan, the grandson of Field Marshal Ayub Khan and nephew of Gohar Ayub Khan (Foreign Minister at the time of Aimal Kasi's capture), acknowledged Hashmi's statement and said my Uncle's Government refused to accept US Financial Offers and conducted Nuclear Blasts and President Sardar Farooq Leghari was behind the capture of Aimal Kasi.

Leghari Brothers considered it a personal attacked and Awais Leghari loudly replied, my father had no role in Aimal Kasi's capture and it was assisted by the same people who helped US in the capture of Ramzi Yousef in 1996.

Sardar Asif Ahmed Ali, who was the Foreign Minister at the time of Ramzi Yousef's capture, i.e. during Benzair Bhutto's Government between 1993-1996, defended and said, Ramzi Yousef was also the Master Mind of an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto. How could we hand over such a high profile person without trying?

To stop this ever increasing quarrel PTI Chairman Imran Khan intervened and said please stop this non sense.

Imran Khan further said "What I know is that Nawaz Sharif is responsible for all the bad happened in Pakistan, and should be held responsible for US Drone Attacks as well. PTI demands Nawaz Sharif to desolve Punjab Government over its involvement in Drone Attacks."

Imran Khan is right because Nawaz Sharif is a re-known Air-Terrorist for his involvement in Hijacking of Musharraf's Plane and now the Ariel Drone Attacks. I wonder why Nawaz is not considered among the 9/11 Terrorists, although he enjoyed friendly ties with Osama Bin Laden?

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Farewell Arfa Karim (إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ)

Nation says Farewell to Arfa Karim Randhawa, The Teenage Sensation and Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional, as she passed away after Protracted Illness.

Her Funeral Prayers, held in Cavalry Ground Lahore, were attended her family, and other people including the Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif.

The Teenage Sensation's coffin was draped in the National Flag...

إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ

Saturday, January 14, 2012

PTI (Nazriati) founded; Hashmi to join soon

Rift has started in Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf, as the Veteran Ideological Activists of the party have founded PTI (Nazriati). Announced Aktar Iqbal Dar, a Senior Member of PTI Central Media Committee, complaining that he along with other Veteran Activists of the party were being ignored by Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman Imran Khan and had been forced to take this decision because of Khan's Dictatorial Attitude.

Addressing a Press Conference at Lahore Press Club along with Rana Usama, the Head of Tehreek-e-Insaf (Awami), and other Members of the Party, Dar announced that Senior Leader of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf, Makhdoom Javed Hashmi will join and head their faction soon.

He said that Pakistanis, particularly the new generation, saw the PTI as a symbol of positive change, but after the Massive Rally in Lahore it had been converted into a party of "Makhdooms, Legharis, Waderas, Corrupts, Looters, Turncoats, Oppertunists and Timeservers."

Dar said that the "People could not be Fooled Anymore" and added that those quoting examples of Bhutto winning elections even if a party ticket was awarded to a tree would see that this will be false in the case of Imran Khan.

He said that the nation had woken up and was conscious because of a fast growing media.

Leveling serious allegation against Imran Khan, he said that "Imran had become a tool of the Land Mafia, Drug Mafia and the Jewish Lobby".

Dar said that Khan’s children and properties were abroad and questioned why he would bring a revolution.

Rana Usama said that the Real Committed Activists of the party had been pushed back and announced that Conventions will be held from 20th February across the country.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

We want Imran Khan to be the Next Chairman of PCB

We want Imran Khan to be the Next Chairman of Pakistan Cricket Board. Imran Khan has proven skills as a Cricketer and Fund Raiser, and is a perfect man to run Cricket Affairs in the country.

Currently, PCB is in the hands of Non-Cricketers and its finances are quickly depleting. And Imran Khan with his Cricketing and Fund Raising skills can improve the Pakistani Cricket.

Pakistan needs its "Professionals" to do their jobs...

Moreover, because of his tainted personal life, Imran Khan does Not Qualify (As per Articles 62 & 63 of Constitution) to hold Public Office in Pakistan.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Did you Clean your Team today? Twice a day every day

Did you Clean your Team today?

Of Course I did! Twice a day every day...

Imran Khan's Peroxide Team Paste makes Team Cleaner.

Yes, it is plain to see the difference Imran Khan Team Paste makes to your Team, gives it sparkling whiteness, free from Corruption Strains. The first time you Clean your Team, you will notice the difference.

Imran Khan's Peroxide Team Paste makes Team Cleaner.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

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