Monday, December 19, 2016

Pakistani winners lose by 39 runs

Pakistan's bid for a world-record chase fell a mere 40 runs short, allowing Australia to exhale after coming close to coughing up a match they had dominated over the first four days and nights at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, commonly known as the Gabba.

Late middle order batsman, Asad Shafiq's sublime century and sturdy support from tailender Yasir Shah took Australia close to their wit's end, but a Mitchell Starc short ball did for Shafiq when the visitors needed only 41 runs to steal the most fanciful of victories. Three balls later, Smith struck the final blow, running out Yasir from slip after the number 10 wandered out of his crease and ending a match that had seemed destined for a much wider margin.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Trump's Triumph

President Obama humiliated Trump at a white house dinner in 2011, he even showed a photo of "Trump White House" to his audience. That move literally sealed Trump's fortunes and Obama himself will hand over white house key to Trump.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Panama-gate Hearing - A Game of Chess

The first hearing of cases related to Panama-gate scandal in Supreme Court, after admission of petitions, turned out to be a game of chess, where both the respondents and the petitioners tried to hold their card close to their chests.

The respondents lawyer only submitted a reply on behalf of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif's response, completely denying the allegations, while asking for precious time from Supreme Court for submitting premier's children responses, who are the actual owners of companies involved in panama-gate. This non submission of responses will leave the petitioner's lawyers with less time for presenting their counter arguments.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Afghanistan only considers Pakistan as her first cousin

Afghanistan doesn't consider Pakistan as her brother (or sister), rather she considers Pakistan as her first cousin.

In our (Afghani and Pakistani) societies, people mostly show jealousy towards their first cousins, but when they need help they always look towards their cousins. And cousins are generally helpful in time of need.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after 3 decades

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after three decades, as the Russian military personnel have arrived in Pakistan for joint military exercises.

Both Pakistan and Russia enjoyed joint military exercises with live ammunition in the 80s. But during the last 30 years both countries missed each other and are lagging behind in expertise.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Army Chief orders combing operation

Army Chief has ordered intelligence agencies to setup hair saloon across the country and conduct a combing operation as the habit of keeping wild hair is spreading like an epidemic in country men.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Government rejects Murad Ali Shah's signatures

Federal government has rejected Rangers extension summary in Sindh sighting reason that Chief Minister Sindh Qaim Ali Shah's name has been mistyped as Murad Ali Shah.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

May to become UK PM in July

British Interior Minister Theresa May will take over as UK’s Prime Minister on 13th July.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

British PM seeks Pakistani Spokesperson

British PM, Cameroon, has called on his Pakistani counter-part, Sharif, and asked for help in Panama-Leaks scandal.

Cameroon is interested in hiring services of Sharif's spokespersons.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Paksitan is West Indies

South Asia is referred as "Indies", by this definition the Western part of South Asia, Pakistan, should be called West Indies.

Congratulation Pakistanis, you have beaten India in a World T20 2016.

Note that Cherry Blossom is widely used in Pakistan, no matter if it replaces Fair & Lovely.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Commando on sick leave

Commando General Musharraf has been granted sick leave by the courts and executive of Pakistan.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

Apparently Shabaz Taseer was kidnapped to ensure that Salman Taseer murder case cannot be settled with blood money, since it requires presence of all successors.

Interestingly, Shabaz Taseer was also given stipend to eat delicious food on his return

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Accountability or Clean Chit Authority?

Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Accountability Department function has been changed to Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Clean Chit Issuance Authority.

Now the authority KPI would be to issue more and more clean chits to innocent politicians and bureaucrats.

Monday, January 11, 2016

General Raheel Sharif - The Army Chief for two countries

General Raheel Sharif has a unique honor of acting as Army Chief for two countries at the same time, that are, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

Thank you Raheel Sharif for doing so many jobs on one salary.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Gwadar should be declared Federal Territory

On 8 September 1958, Pakistan purchased the Gwadar enclave from Oman for 5.5 billion Rupees, effective 8 December 1958. 

Most of the money for the purchase came from donations, with Prince Sultan Mohammad Shah, the reigning Aga Khan, contributing the most. The government paid the remainder through taxes.The area was integrated into Balochistan province on 1 July 1977 as the Gwadar District subdivision.

Now on what basis some Baluch nationalists are asking for exclusive provincial right on Gwadar port, when it is clearly Pakistan government's constitutional and moral authority to control and benefit from Gwadar port?

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar, and if federal government do not provide Pakhtunkhuwa with it's due right and do not demolish existing port in Gawadar, then the provincial government will be left with no option but to perform Kathack Dance and federal government will be solely responsible for this, announced Chief Minister Pakhtunkhuwa.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.