Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Shushma's Sartaj

Indian External Affairs Minister, Sushma Suraj, calls her Pakistani counterpart as "Sartaj".

Friday, December 4, 2015

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

The correct translation & interpretation of above statement is

"To plant one Arabian Tree (Date Palm perhaps)"

However, some people are misinterpreting it as

"To plant one billion trees"

Thursday, December 3, 2015

APS Terrorists should be sent to Saudia before execution, ZZ Hamid

Terrorists involved in Army Public School attack should be sent to Saudi Arabia for red-back therapy before execution, ZZ Hamid demanded.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Sindh President Mamnoon Hussain

The sleeping President Mamnoon Hussain has awakened and illegally assumed charge of defacto President of PML-N Sindh.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Exposing Imran Khan's Clean (Aleem) Khan

A villager from the suburbs of Lahore has come up with all the documentary evidence explaining a painful ordeal which establishes occupation of his land by Vision Developers, owned by senior PTI Leader and Candidate from NA-122 Abdul Aleem Khan.

Vision Developers, after hue and cry from different circles, repeated requests and daily visits of villager Haji Nazir Ahmad, gave him five cheques each amounting Rs500,000 in five installment in 2010 and 2011 (copies of cheques seen by The News and acknowledged by Vision Developers) but then once again refused to pay the major part of agreed amount (originally agreed in 2005) which was in tens of millions.

Aleem Khan agreed to pay him but in installments of Rs500,000 each. Haji Nazeer was given five cheques (details of cheques and is given below) in 2010 and 2011 in five installments and then he was denied any further payment.

Account:1 (Two cheques)

Account No- 0003-2000486003 in SILK BANK (Main Branch Lahore)

Cheque No-1532200 dated: September 07, 2010 amounting Rs500,000 (rupees five hundred thousand only) issued to Mr Nazir Ahmed & Cheque No-1902749 dated: October 22, 2010 amounting Rs500,000 (Rupees five hundred thousand only) issued to Mr Nazir Ahmad

Account:2

Account No- 01000101009262 in Askari Bank (Johar Town Branch, Lahore)

Cheque No-52316147 dated: December 27, 2010 amounting Rs500,000 (Rupees five hundred thousand only) issued to Mr Nazir Ahmad 

Account:3

Account No- 0252-01875032 in Bank Alfalah (EME Society Branch, Lahore)

Cheque No-0022647 dated: February 15, 2011 amounting Rs500,000 (Rupees five hundred thousand only) issued to Mr Nazir Ahmad

Account:4

Account No- 0252-1002389511 in Bank Alfalah (EME Society Branch, Lahore)

Cheque No-0035571 dated: April 25, 2011 amounting Rs500,000 (Rupees five hundred thousand only) issued to Mr Nazir Ahmad

Haji Nazir, 55, was unable to make more efforts as he was threatened to not to visit the Thokar Niaz Baig office of Aleem Khan again. The land of Haji Nazir was handed over to DHA by Vision Developers.

Every big property group never purchases land directly from the land owners and always tries to purchase it through a middle man. They used to indirectly harass the land owners who refuse to sell their lands.

Faraz Chaudhry, Senior Executive at Vision Developer and Aleem Khan's Brother in Law, was correct that his company hasn’t directly purchased land from Haji Nazir and that the bounced cheque was not issued by Vision Developers. He was also true that cheques issued by Vision Developers were not bounced.

However, Vision Developers made a simple mistake in this case by issuing Haji Nazir five cheques of Rs500,000 each. Faraz Chaudhry had no answer to the question that for what purpose these cheques were issued in the name of Haji Nazir when Vision Developers never purchased land directly from land owners.

Outsourcing the way out of Nandipur debacle

The Nandipur Power Plant requires a furnace oil treatment plant with an annual capacity of 30 million tons, but the installed treatment plant has the capacity to process 19 million tons only that created hurdles in the way of operating the power plant at full capacity.

The National Engineering Services of Pakistan was the project consultant and it should have noticed and informed the authorities about the low-capacity treatment plant.

The government has now asked the EPC contractor, Dongfang, to enhance capacity of the treatment plant and has given it six months. It may install another plant to take the combined capacity to the required level.

The EPC contractor is bound to provide all equipment related to the power plant. It has submitted a $35-million guarantee and if it is found irresponsible, the guarantee may be encashed.

The Nandipur plant could produce 321 megawatts of electricity, which could be generated for six months before enhancing the capacity of furnace oil treatment plant. At present, the only option for the government is to run the plant at full capacity through natural gas, however, natural gas is not available.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

General Musharraf - The Pakistani Pinochet

Pakistani Military Dictator General Musharraf and Chilean Military Dictator General Pinochet seems to have similar fate.

General Pinochet trial and house arrest started in 2004. However, by the time of his death on 10 December 2006, about 300 criminal charges were still pending against him in Chile for numerous human rights violations during his 17-year rule, and tax evasion and embezzlement during and after his rule.

While General Musharraf's trail started in December 2013 and yet he is still at large in Military Hospitals turned into Fugitive Camps.

Perhaps, most third world countries have such misfortune.

Pindi Metro route shortcommings

Metro has been an awesome introduction for twin cities, providing cheap and comfortable transport to a range of people, however, input from local officials or public office holders from Cantt and Islamabad was inadequate, for example 

1- There is no Metro Station at Railway Station Rawalpindi, although it only required half a kilometer extension in Metro track from Haider Road and Metro could have connected with whole Pakistan.

2- There is no Metro Station at Karachi Company Islamabad, although it only required half a kilometer diversion of Metro track from Chamman Road and Metro could have connected with Western Islamabad, since all transport routes from Western part of Islamabad reach Karachi Company.

3- There is no Metro Station at Super Market Islamabad, although it only required half a kilometer diversion of Metro track from D-Chowk towards Ayub-Chowk on Ata-Turk Avenue and Metro could have connected with Super Market Islamabad.

4- There are far and few stations and crossings at Jinnah Avenue.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Indian PM to visit Facebook without meeting Facebook PM

Indian Prime Minister Narendra Singh Modi will be visiting the headquarters of the social media giant Facebook in Silicon Valley's Menlo Park, however, he will not meet Facebook Prime Minister.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Series of Pakistan's ill-planned misadventures

Operation Gibraltar in 65, Operation Jalalabad in 89 and Operation Kargil in 99, a series of Pakistan's ill-planned misadventures.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Indians fear DHA expansion towards Amritsar

India has recently resorted to firing and shelling on Indo-Pak border, fearing Lahore's Defense Housing Authority expansion across the border towards Amritsar.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Mushahid always belonged to Ganja League

Senior journalist turn politician, Mushahid Hussain Syed has rejoined the Ganja League where he always belonged being a Ganja himself.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Rana Sanaullah is an ugly version of Ilzam Khan

Punjab Law Minister, Rana Sanaullah is apparently an ugly version of Ilzam Khan and even consider himself to be on top of a containing while addressing media.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Aik He Saf Main Kharay Ho Gaey Aslam o Ayaz

In his verdict for cases of NA-122, PP-147 and PP-148, Justice Kazim Malik of Election Tribunal has asked Ayaz Sadiq of PMLN to stand besides Main Aslam of PTI and declared that both candidates of opposing parties somehow managed to rig General Election 2013 on same place at same time.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Monday, August 17, 2015

Wonders & Blunders of General Hamid Gul

Lieutenant-General (R) Hamid Gul, who has died aged 78, was a former Chief of Inter-Services Intelligence, who became famous as a "Fatherly-Figure" of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Hamid Gul was commissioned in the Armored Corps of the Pakistan Army in 1958. During the 1965 war with India, he served as a tank commander, in one of the largest tank-battles in history, and was decorated for bravery.

A couple of decades later, General Gul became head of the ISI in 1987 and masterminded a successful guerrilla war against the Soviets in Afghanistan by funneling in armaments to the Mujahideen (some later become the Taliban and Al-Qaeda), that proved instrumental in giving rather warm farewell to the Soviets in Afghanistan.

One of his proudest possessions was a piece of the Berlin Wall, presented to him by the people of the city in gratitude for "delivering the first blow" to the Soviet empire through his use of Jihadi fighters.

General Gul's wonderful fortunes turned around as soon as the Soviets withdrew from Afghanistan, and he started making his share of blunders.

First, as Chief of Pakistan's premier intelligence agency, General Gul was unable to get a sniff of plot to murder President Zia-ul-Haq in plane crash on August 17th 1988, it was indeed an intelligence failure.

A year later, in early 1989, General Gul masterminded the unsuccessful Mujahideen operation to capture Jalalabad from the Afghan Army, an operation which triggered a civil war in Afghanistan that is still being fought in some forms and costed millions of lives. Pakistan not only suffered big from the fall out of Afghan civil war but is giving countless sacrifices till now.

Ostensibly as a result of this failure, General Gul was immediately sacked by Pakistan’s Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto and in 1992 he took early retirement from the Army.

May Allah bless him for his wonders and forgive him for his blunders.

Who rigged Election 2013?

The Haripur by-election result has clearly shown that it was in fact Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf who rigged Election 2013, as Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz votes increased, while Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf votes decreased dramatically.

In what was the first ever experiment of biometric voter verification system in Pakistan, PMLN candidate Babar Nawaz has emerged as the clear winner in the by-election held for the NA-19 constituency, securing a whopping 137,219 votes followed by PTI’s Dr Raja Amir Zaman who ended up with 90,698 ballots to his name.

It is important to note that PTI's Dr Raja Amir Zaman votes decreased from 116579 (in 2013) to 90,698 (in 2015), while PMLN's candidate's votes increased from 114374 (in 2013) to a mammoth 137,219 (in 2015).

PTI's Dr Raja Amir Zaman was declared the winner in 2013, however, Election Tribunal order re-election in 7 polling stations after runner up candidate from PMLN, Omar Ayub Khan, challenged the result. Omar Ayub Khan took the seat in re-polling in 7 polling station.

Later, Supreme Court ordered re-polling in whole constituency, after Raja Amir Zaman challenged the Election Tribunal verdict.

The by-poll result, especailly the large decrease in Zaman's votes, however, has only proved that PTI's Raja Amir Zaman massively rigged the elections in 2013.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Unidentified batsman fires upon Waseem Akram

One unidentified and unknown batsman, who used to play in Pakistan's domestic circuit decade ago, is suspected to have fired upon Sultan of Swing Waseem Akram to avenge some of fatal deliveries he has received over the years.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Another General sacks another Justice

General Niazi of Pasha's Army sacks Justice Wajih.

Earlier General Mushi tried to sack Justice Chaudhry.

Submit a leave or leave

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf has only two legal options, either it's members submit (rather belated) leave application for the period they remained absent from the Parliament or simply leave and vacate their seats.

Instead it seems that Parliament is a ring, just like the one in Lord of the Ring, and no one is willing to let it go.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Kachiabadi refugees wont be settled at Banigala

The Pakistan Tehreek-i-Ilzam Chairman, Captain Khan, has criticized the government for rendering hundreds of people homeless by razing their mud houses in Kachiabadi without relocating them to Banigala.

Without offering shelter to Katchiabadi refugees at vast lands in Banigala, Captain Khan said "Only the poor suffer the wrath of state power and this was reflected once again in the action taken against the residents of the Katchiabadi," and added that it was the leaders' duty to provide alternative housing to the poor families and move them there safely along with their belongings.

Captain Khan expressed shock at the brutal and violent manner in which the CDA bulldozed the Katchiabadi, leaving the poor families shelterless at nature’s mercy.

He reminded that Article 38, specifically 38d, of the Constitution states categorically that the state shall provide basic necessities of life including housing to all citizens, no matter they are national or not.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

CM Khattak was aware illegal mining in KP

Chief Minister Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa Pervaiz Khattak was aware of illegal mining in the province and was notified half a dozen times by Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa Mining Department... however, Ziaullah Afridi was used as an escape goat.

Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa Mining Department sent notices to Chief Minister Pervaiz Khattak regarding illegal mining in KP on 2nd May 2014, 21st November 2014, 28th February 2015 and 30th March 2015, however, Khattak never took any action.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

MQM Chef announces diet plan

Muttahida Chef has announced a diet plan to attain physical fitness.

Announcing his decision to implement diet plan, MQM Chef, who cuts many into pieces, said he had promised to the nation that he would rather die with hunger than go back on his promise of attaining full physical fitness. "Today I am going to fulfill this promise by sacrificing my diet," he added.

"I could never resist temptation to eat, however, I will now fulfill my promise," Chef said.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Popalzai saw moon on 5th

On 26th December 2006, Mufti Shahbuddin Popalzai of Masjid Qasim Ali Khan got late in moon sighting, as it was already 5th of Zil Haj and government already announced Eidul Azha to be celebrated on 1st January 2007.

Yet Mufti Popalzai decided to advance Zil Haj date and announced that today is 6thnot 5th Zil Haj and Eidul Azha will be celebrated in NWFP (Modern KP) on 31st December 2006, i.e. a day before rest of Pakistan.

Hence moon was sighted on 5th but it became 6th instantly.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Why Metro Service is not water-proof?

Wondering why Metro Service is not water-proof? There are a couple of schools of scientist siting differing reasoning, however, all agree on water attraction in Metro Stations as the prime reason.

One group of scientist think that the positive charge on the Metro Stations have an attraction for the slight negative charge on the oxygen atoms of the water molecules. The resulting coulombic attraction draws the water stream towards the surface of Metro Stations.

Others are of the view that Metro Stations are hygroscopic, i.e. the ability of a substance to attract and hold water molecules from the surrounding environment. This is achieved through either absorption or adsorption with the absorbing or adsorbing substance becoming physically changed somewhat. This could be by an increase in volume, boiling point, viscosity or other physical characteristic and properties of the substance, as water molecules can become suspended between the substance's molecules in the process.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The Final Battle

A battle between India and it's Western Muslim neighbor will start from Gilgit (that borders China), Chitral and Nanga Parbat [Astore]. It will cause so much bloodshed that Attock River [Sindh] will turn red. Then Afghans, Arabs, Turks, Iranians and Chinese will come for help and the Western Muslim India will counter attack, changing war front to Punjab and Doaba [Jalandhar]. It will be an extremely destructive war and will be fought for 6 months at different fronts. The Final Battle will be fought at Bajnor [Uttar Pardesh] and Indian ruler will be taken as POW, he will be presented handcuffed to the ruler of Western Muslim India... predicted Hazrat Naimat Shah Wali nine-hundred (900) years ago.

Considering Indian reaction to Pak-China Economic Corridor and the fact that Gilgit-Baltistan is the most important part of this corridor, the reason for Indian attack on Gilgit and Astore is quite clear. 

Congratulations Ghazwa-e-Hind is round the corner.

Friday, June 5, 2015

35 Punchers or Holocast

"I thought talking about 35 Punchers is as big a crime as talking about Holocaust", says Lier's Lawyer

Mr Captain used to claim that Mr 35 Punchers (Mr Caretaker) rigged Elections 2013 on 35 seats, and he (Captain) possess a video evidence of a conversation between Mr Caretaker and Mr Sharif in which Mr Caretaker admits that he had rigged elections. Captain has been continuously leveling 35 Puncher allegation since last two years, and also raised this many a times from Mount Container.

Interestingly, Mr Caretaker was called for testifying in Judicial Commission, however, Captain's Lawyer didn't ask a single question regarding 35 Punchers. He might have felt that asking such question is not allowed, perhaps it is as big a crime as talking about Holocaust?

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Pappu is also responsible for KP LG poll rigging - Imran Khan

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman, Imran Khan, has revealed that Pappu is also responsible for rigging in KP Local Government polls. He said that free and fair elections are not possible in Pakistan.

Earlier, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf alleged that Pappu was involved in rigging during General Elections 2013.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

I only tried to setup Mobile Polling Booth - Ali Ameen Gandapur

"I only tried to setup Mobile Polling Booth", KP Minister and PTI Stalwart Ali Ameen Gandapur told in an innocent manner.

Earlier, Mr Gandapur along with his associates, attacked a female polling station, misbehaved with female electoral staff, took ballot boxes and ran away in his land cruiser.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

"Why did you appoint Pappu for printing ballot papers?", PTI Counsel asks Printing Corporation MD in the proceeding of Judicial Commission...

No Najam Sehti, Justice Iftikhat Chaudhry, Justice Ramday, Nawaz Sharif, Mir Khalil ur Rehman, it's "Pappu" who is actually responsible for all the rigging.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Al-Bakistan joins Yemen War

Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership decides to join Saudi lead Yemen offensive against Hothi Rebel.

Pakistan should have distanced herself from the conflict, however, since Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership have decided to join the Saudi lead offensive against Iran backed Hothi rebels, they should do it whole-heartedly and ask for membership of GCC as compensation.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Murad Saeed's Namurad Degree

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's MNA Murad Saeed Degree has been declared as "Namurad" by the Inquiry Committee of University of Peshawar, the committee recommended the cancellation of the result of a make-up exam taken by Murad Saeed.

Murad Saeed, who was elected a member of the National Assembly from Swat in 2013, remained a BS (Hons) student at the Department of Environmental Sciences, UoP from 2005 to 2009.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Made in China ™ saved lives at Kuri Road

Thanks to Made in China ™ material, precious lives of lots of worshippers were saved at Kuri Road Imram Bargah, as a suicide bomber failed to detonate his death-vest.

Indeed, China is our all seasons friend.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Where was Imran Khan when we were burning Baldia Town Factory? Asks MQM

Mutahida Qaumi Movement, Rabita Committee have asked some serious questions from Imran Khan, such as

Where was Imran Khan (The Fire Brigade) when we were burning Baldia Town Factory? And why didn't he reach in time to cool it down?

This question needs to be answered immediately, otherwise Altaf Bhai would sign Imran Khan's dismissal orders.

Ulta Chore Kotwal Ko Dantay

Sunday, February 8, 2015

MQM Sector Incharge arrested for 12th May Charnage

Another set back for Mutahida Qaumi Movement as Law Enforcement Agencies in Karachi have picked MQM Sector Incharge of Mehmoodabad Area, Rafiq Rajput, in connection with killing of dozen of people, going to welcome then-deposed Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry, on 12th May 2007.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Baldia Town Factory to be made Altaf Hussain University - Malik Riaz

Chairman of Bahria Town, Malik Riaz Hussain, has announced to set up Altaf Hussain University Campus at the site of unfortunate Baldia Town Factory, Karachi.

Malik Riaz paid his gratitude to Mutahida Qaumi Movement Chief, Altaf Hussian, for arranging Free Varsity Land, adding that residential plots would be given to 'Martyrs' of Baldia Town Factory.

Earlier, Malik Riaz helped rebuild Gakhar Plaza Rawalpindi, after it was also turned to ashes under mysterious circumstances.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Same crime but different treatment

Over the last couple of decades, Mutahida Qaumi Movement has learnt to disown it's works, rather the terrorists who fail to remain at large, for example

Crime:
MQM's Rizwan Qureshi burnt 258 people alive for refusing to pay Rs 20 Million extortion.
Similarly, MQM's Saulat Mirza murdered Hakeem Saeed for refusing to pay Rs 20 Million extortion.

Punishment:
MQM wants Rizwan Qureshi to be executed in public.

However, MQM wants Saulat Mirza's execution to be postponed.

Same crime but different treatment.

Baldia Factory Workers were burnt alive by MQM


Mutahid Qaumi Movement is behind the deadly fire at Bladia Town Factory, in which 258 factory workers were burnt alive, revealed Joint Investigation Team Report.

In the report submitted to Sindh High Court, Advocate General Sindh Rangers, Major Ashfaque Ahmed, claimed that they had arrested a MQM Terrorist, Mohammad Rizwan Qureshi, in connection to the industrial fire.

During the interrogation, the accused claimed that a well-known party leaders of MQM Karachi Tanzeemi Committee, Hammad Siddiqui and Farooq Saleem, had demanded Rs20 Million in extortion via his front man from the owners of Ali Enterprises in August 2012.

Following this, the owner met the party’s Baldia Town sector in-charge, Asghar Baig, and told him that someone was using the party’s name to extort money. Baig spoke to his brother, Majid, and they took the factory owners to the MQM’s headquarters in Azizabad, Nine Zero. They had arranged a meeting with the in-charge of the Karachi Tanzeemi Committee, Hammad Siddiqui and Farooq Saleem, and told them that the factory owners were party supporters. They also told Hammad and Saleem about the extortion threats.

According to the report, Hammad and Saleem, claimed that the issue was not due to their demand. The suspect told the JIT that the response of the Karachi Tanzeemi Committee’s in-charge upset Baig and his brother who exchanged harsh words with Hammad and Saleem.

A few days later, according to Rizwan, Hammad suspended Baig from his position and replaced him with Rehman Bhola. The report claims that Hammad and Saleem sent Bhola to collect extortion money from the owners of Ali Enterprises on orders from a party official and former minister.

"Rehman Bhola demanded Rs20 Million as extortion from the factory owners," stated the report. "When they refused on 11th September, 2012, he (Bhola) and his accomplices threw a chemical substance that started the fire at the factory." The report claimed that the next day, the Crime Investigation Department raided Baig and Majid’s house and left with Majid in their custody.

Baig’s brother was released after the police recorded statements of the factory owners claiming that he was not involved in the incident.

Quoting the accused, the JIT report stated that after receiving orders from a high official in the party, then Sindh Industries Minister, Rauf Siddiqui, went to the police station and registered a case against the factory owners. They had arranged for bail before arrest from the SHC but the Rauf Siddiqui used his connections to get their bail cancelled.

It was then that a Former Prime Minister stepped in to help the owners and got them a bail from the Lahore High Court instead. MQM leaders claimed, however, that the premier should not intervene in a provincial matter.

The report added that he (Bhola) and an unidentified member of the party took Rs1.5 Million to dispose of the case. The accused told the JIT that the information he had shared with them, he had received from the former sector in-charge of Baldia Town.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Khuwaja Asif reclaims Incompetency Award

Federal Minister for Water & Power, Khuwaja Muhammad Asif, reclaims "Federal - Incompetency Award" by delivering blackouts performances.

Khuwaja Asif was heard chanting "It's mine! mine mine mine".

Earlier, the award was briefly won by Federal Minister for Petroleum Shahid Khaqan Abbasi who masterminded a self-destructing petrol crisis.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Asif Zardari - Saudi Arabia's Co-King

In his will Late King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has designated Asif Ali Zardari, Former Pakistan President & Co-Chairman of Pakistan Peoples Party, as Co-King of Saudi Arabia.

Earlier, Asif Ali Zardari present King Abdullah's will to public.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Petroleum Minister suffers from Tareekholaria

Petroleum Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbassi suffers from Tareekholaria, a disease in which the patient daily announces a new Tareekh (Date).

Earlier opposition leader Imran Khan also suffered this disease, however, thanks to Bootman, Imran Khan seems to have cured now.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Strike in Karachi for Solidarity with Punjab

In a latest development, Altaf Hussain criticize fuel shortage in Punjab and announced a solidarity strike in Karachi.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Is Punjabi blood worthier?

Is Punjabi blood worthier?

On 17th June 2014, City Government Lahore started an anti-encroachment operation in Model Town Lahore, the encroachers' protest turned violent and they started rioting, police started action some rioters and some rioters died.

Country's opposition parties, media and political wing of a premier secret agency went all out to cash this unfortunate event to topple the government.

Seven months later, on 16th January 2015, City Government Peshawar started an anti-encroachment operation in Ghanta Ghar Peshawar, the encroachers started protesting, and some of them were crushed to death by crane used for anti-encroachment...

However, neither any opposition parties nor the media felt anything, moreover, the political wing of premier secret agency has also kept itself quiet, strange isn't it?

ABD - The new sequence of English Alphabets

AB De Villiers lighting ton against West Indies has set "ABD" as a new sequence of English Alphabets.

Imran promises to plant one Arabian tree

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

The correct translation & interpretation of above statement is

"To plant one Arabian Tree (Date Palm perhaps)"

However, some people are misinterpreting it as

"To plant one billion trees"

Pakistan to become Asian Tiger on a Donkey Cart

Amid fuel shortages, Pakistan to become Asian Tiger on a Donkey Cart.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

6/1 - Ahother Black Day for Democratic Pakistan

6/1 - Ahother Black Day for Democratic Pakistan

Military Courts - Madee bhi khud, Musif bhi khud

So disappointed with collected wisdom of our national leadership, why couldn't they improve Anti Terrorist Courts?

Why bother to set up military courts when justice can easily be served through a Police Encounter?

Both bypass rules to punish terrorists anyway.