Punjab recognizes Zardari's catalytic efforts for Society

The Punjab Government has finally recognized President Asif Ali Zardari's catalytic efforts for Society and declared him the Dependency for Life.

The Punjab Education Department is so much impressed by the current Pakistani Rules, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani, that they have made it part of High School Syllabus. 

The students taking the Urdu Examination of Ninth Standard in Multan were asked the following Multiple Choice Question.

"Who is responsible for the protection of Pakistan? (a) Allah (b) Gilani Sahib (c) Zardari Sahib or (d) Pakistani people".

While, the students in Lahore, who sat in the Ninth Standard Urdu Examination the same day, were slightly luckier, as they only confronted with the President Zardari name in the options that they were given.

In a multiple choice question, the students were asked, "As per Dr Abdullah, our entire system of life is based on? (a) Wealth (b) religion (c) Zardari Sahib or (d) World".

Moreover, Hafiz Ajmal, the Paper-Setter in the Dera Ghazi Khan Board of Intermediate and Secondary Education, who prepared the Multiple Choice Questions for the Ninth Class Urdu Examination, has been rewarded with a Life Time Disqualifications.