Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Hitler was a shemale


An American historian has surprised the world by claiming that the DNA Test Results of German Chancellor Adolf Hitler proved that the skull belonged to a woman or possibly a shemale.

American Archaeologist Nick Bellantoni found fragments of skull were too thin for a man, and believed to be owned by a young woman. "The bone was very thin. Bones of a man is usually stronger. It was actually suitable to women between the ages of 20 and 40 years" said Dr. Bellantoni, quoted from The Sun, October 28th 2009.

Moreover, another historian Professor Brian Ford has uncovered the British plan to lace German Chancellor Adolf Hitler's food with female sex hormones in a bid to curb his aggressive impulses.

"The Allies hoped their plan to smuggle doses of oestrogen into his food would make the Nazi Leader less aggressive and more feminine — perhaps like his sister Paula Wolf", according to the book, ‘Secret Weapons: Technology, Science And The Race To Win World War II.’

In his book, the author, Professor Brian Ford of Cardiff University, has explained that oestrogen was chosen because it was tasteless and would have a slow and subtle effect, meaning it would pass Hitler’s food testers unnoticed.

In fact, the Allied plot to turn "Herr Hitler" into "Her Hitler" was just one of a number of wacky ideas cooked up to break the stalemate, says the author.

"Hitler had testers who used to taste his meals so there was no mileage in putting poison in his food because they would immediately fall victim to it. Sex hormones were a different matter.", said Professor Ford.

If the skull really belongs to Adolf Hitler? Then Hitler was indeed a 'Crazy Evil Shemale'.

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