Tuesday, January 17, 2012

English Media cries as Ajmal destroys


English Media has come for the rescue of their team by criticizing the action of Pakistani Off-Spinner Saeed Ajmal, as the wily spinner bamboozled English Batting for a meager 192 Runs on the opening day of the First Cricket Test at Dubai Stadium.

Saeed Ajmal, whose claims of a Mystery Delivery surrounded the lead-up to the Test Series, destroyed England’s top-order with career best figures of 7-55. However, the English Media failed to digest their weakness and started criticizing Saeed Ajmal's bowling action.

Replying to the criticism, Saeed Ajmal said that allegations have been put on his action in the past but ICC has cleared his bowling action.

He further said "Does it trouble me that someone in England questions my action? It's no problem. Such questions were raised against Saqlain Mushtaq as well and he played county cricket for years with no problem about his action."


Ajmal was cleared by the International Cricket Council in May 2009 but his action drew stinging criticism from the English.

Ajmal maintained "I'm concentrating on my bowling and it's the Umpires' and Referees' responsibility to judge my action."

Monday, January 16, 2012

After Divine Intervention Gilani offers to Step Down


After Divine Intervention Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani has offered to Step Down in the wake of the worsening political situation in the country.

In his talk with President Asif Ali Zardari at the Prime Minister House, Gilani said that he was willing to make a sacrifice for the sake of his country.

Gilani also agreed to appear before the Supreme Court after he was issued a Contempt of Court notice today during the hearing of the NRO Case.

Earlier, due to Divine Intervention Prime Minister Gilani's Ancestors met Quaid-e-Azam's Ancestors.

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Nawaz responsible for Drone Attacks


After a heated debate in Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's Central Executive Committee, it was decided that Nawaz Sharif, the Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) Chief, is responsible for all the US Drone Attacks and ever growing US Interference in Pakistan.

The debate started when PTI Chairman Imran Khan said, the US Drone Attacks in Pakistan are being conducted with the consent of (Pakistan Peoples Party's) Current Government. And such attacks can be stopped, if the Government wishes.

At that point, PTI Vice Chairman Shah Mahmood Qureshi, who remained Foreign Minister in the Current Government for three years, said the Current Government has neither given any consent nor is it responsible for US Drone Attacks. As it was Pervaiz Musharraf who granted permission to US for Drone Attacks in Pakistan.

Hearing this Khurshid Mahmood Kasuri, the Foreign Minister in Musharraf's Government, furiously said the Drone Attacks were not permitted in his tenure between 2002 - 2007, and might have been allowed earlier.

It is worth noted that before the 2002 General Elections, the Foreign Minister in Musharraf's Cabinet was Abdul Sattar, a Former Central Secretary of Information in PTI and an acquaintance of Imran Khan & Dr Shireen Mazari.

Kasuri's statement made Dr Shireen Mazari uneasy, and she said the US Drone Attacks were not permitted in Abdul Sattar's tenure either, and might have been a continuity of Nawaz Sharif's policies, such as the capture of Mir Aimal Kasi.

Senior PTI Leader Javed Hashmi, who was the Minister at the time of Kasi's capture, tried to clarify Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) position on Aimal Kasi Episode and said Aimal Kasi was captured with the help of a Leghari Sardars of Choti Zareen (Dera Ghazi Khan) and Establishment, without informing the Government.

Yusuf Ayub Khan, the grandson of Field Marshal Ayub Khan and nephew of Gohar Ayub Khan (Foreign Minister at the time of Aimal Kasi's capture), acknowledged Hashmi's statement and said my Uncle's Government refused to accept US Financial Offers and conducted Nuclear Blasts and President Sardar Farooq Leghari was behind the capture of Aimal Kasi.

Leghari Brothers considered it a personal attacked and Awais Leghari loudly replied, my father had no role in Aimal Kasi's capture and it was assisted by the same people who helped US in the capture of Ramzi Yousef in 1996.

Sardar Asif Ahmed Ali, who was the Foreign Minister at the time of Ramzi Yousef's capture, i.e. during Benzair Bhutto's Government between 1993-1996, defended and said, Ramzi Yousef was also the Master Mind of an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto. How could we hand over such a high profile person without trying?

To stop this ever increasing quarrel PTI Chairman Imran Khan intervened and said please stop this non sense.

Imran Khan further said "What I know is that Nawaz Sharif is responsible for all the bad happened in Pakistan, and should be held responsible for US Drone Attacks as well. PTI demands Nawaz Sharif to desolve Punjab Government over its involvement in Drone Attacks."

Imran Khan is right because Nawaz Sharif is a re-known Air-Terrorist for his involvement in Hijacking of Musharraf's Plane and now the Ariel Drone Attacks. I wonder why Nawaz is not considered among the 9/11 Terrorists, although he enjoyed friendly ties with Osama Bin Laden?

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Farewell Arfa Karim (إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ)


Nation says Farewell to Arfa Karim Randhawa, The Teenage Sensation and Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional, as she passed away after Protracted Illness.

Her Funeral Prayers, held in Cavalry Ground Lahore, were attended her family, and other people including the Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif.

The Teenage Sensation's coffin was draped in the National Flag...

إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ

Saturday, January 14, 2012

PTI (Nazriati) founded; Hashmi to join soon


Rift has started in Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf, as the Veteran Ideological Activists of the party have founded PTI (Nazriati). Announced Aktar Iqbal Dar, a Senior Member of PTI Central Media Committee, complaining that he along with other Veteran Activists of the party were being ignored by Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman Imran Khan and had been forced to take this decision because of Khan's Dictatorial Attitude.

Addressing a Press Conference at Lahore Press Club along with Rana Usama, the Head of Tehreek-e-Insaf (Awami), and other Members of the Party, Dar announced that Senior Leader of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf, Makhdoom Javed Hashmi will join and head their faction soon.

He said that Pakistanis, particularly the new generation, saw the PTI as a symbol of positive change, but after the Massive Rally in Lahore it had been converted into a party of "Makhdooms, Legharis, Waderas, Corrupts, Looters, Turncoats, Oppertunists and Timeservers."

Dar said that the "People could not be Fooled Anymore" and added that those quoting examples of Bhutto winning elections even if a party ticket was awarded to a tree would see that this will be false in the case of Imran Khan.

He said that the nation had woken up and was conscious because of a fast growing media.

Leveling serious allegation against Imran Khan, he said that "Imran had become a tool of the Land Mafia, Drug Mafia and the Jewish Lobby".

Dar said that Khan’s children and properties were abroad and questioned why he would bring a revolution.

Rana Usama said that the Real Committed Activists of the party had been pushed back and announced that Conventions will be held from 20th February across the country.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

We want Imran Khan to be the Next Chairman of PCB


We want Imran Khan to be the Next Chairman of Pakistan Cricket Board. Imran Khan has proven skills as a Cricketer and Fund Raiser, and is a perfect man to run Cricket Affairs in the country.

Currently, PCB is in the hands of Non-Cricketers and its finances are quickly depleting. And Imran Khan with his Cricketing and Fund Raising skills can improve the Pakistani Cricket.

Pakistan needs its "Professionals" to do their jobs...


Moreover, because of his tainted personal life, Imran Khan does Not Qualify (As per Articles 62 & 63 of Constitution) to hold Public Office in Pakistan.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Did you Clean your Team today? Twice a day every day


Did you Clean your Team today?

Of Course I did! Twice a day every day...

Imran Khan's Peroxide Team Paste makes Team Cleaner.

Yes, it is plain to see the difference Imran Khan Team Paste makes to your Team, gives it sparkling whiteness, free from Corruption Strains. The first time you Clean your Team, you will notice the difference.

Imran Khan's Peroxide Team Paste makes Team Cleaner.

The information presented above is offered in Good Faith and is correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

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