Chaudhry brothers accept Zahoor Elahi's blood money

Chaudhry brothers have decided in principle to accept Zahoor Elahi's blood money from Paksitan People's Party (PPP).

According to sources, nearly all the issues have been settled and negotiations entered in final stage between the two parties as President Asif Ali Zardari has accepted the demand of Chaudhry brothers for the slot of Deputy Prime Minister.

The sources said that Chaudhry brothers have demanded seven federal ministries besides their state ministers and governorship in Punjab or Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, along with advisorship in Sindh, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Baluchistan and Gilgit Baltistan governments. The ministries that they demanded included foreign, water and power, petroleum and communication. Moreover, Mushahid Hussain Syed of PML-Q will be appointed as Pakistan's permanent envoy to the United Nations.

According to the agreement, President Asif Ali Zardari has assured five ministries. The sources further said this power sharing formula would be announced following the signing of a written agreement between the two parties.

Mulla Sarkozy is leading the "French Taliban"

France which purports to triumph liberalism and freedom above all, has enforced a bias and incongruous law. Even more absurd than the law itself is the rationale on which it stands, and it looks more a Taliban law, then a law passed by the so called democrats.

French government started enforcing a ban on all face-covering veils in the public square. It is universally recognized that this law specifically targets the practice of religious Muslim women who wear what is known as a niqab. The text of the law itself is worded to carefully avoid any explicit mention of Islam or women. Nevertheless, this law undoubtedly prohibits a particular population from exercising their full religious beliefs.

French President "Mulla" Nicolas Sarkozy has been one of the prime proponents of the recent "burka ban," as it has come to be known. He has said that the law is an effort to defend women's rights and protect their freedom.

Last year, with just one vote short of unanimous support, the law was easily pushed through the Mulla Sarkozy's Shura, i.e. Parliament of France. At that time he claimed that the niqab and the burka represent the subjugation of women.

By enacting this law, the French government is contributing to a frightening wave of Islamophobia sweeping across Europe and the United States. While a similar law is unlikely to ever be enacted here, the new French edict is symbolic of bigotry and xenophobia.

"No more drones" said Imran Khan as he sat in Peshawar

Chairman Tehreek-e-Insaf along with his party workers and supporters gathered at the Peshawar ring road Saturday evening and staged a two days long sit-in, aiming to block the route used by Nato supply trucks, against US drone strikes in tribal areas.

Pakistan Cricket's Pattern In-chief has decided to inject fresh blood in Oil & Gas sector

Pakistan's exit from Cricket World Cup 2011 at the hands of arch rival India in traditional manner, has prompted Pakistan Cricket's Pattern In-chief - President Asif Ali Zardari to inject fresh blood in Oil & Gas sector. President's spokesman said that "It is the need of time that we build   proper fueling system for our Batting Machine, because it runs out of gas very frequently and especially during the knockout stage  of an international event. Therefore, it has been decided to restructure the Oil & Gas sector, and  for moving forward  we have assigned this job to Dr. Asim Hussain".

When Dr. Asim who is a foreign qualified Orthopedic Surgeon was contacted, he said that "I specialize in squeezing & extracting oil from the bones of my patients, and I will not let any stone unturned in my effort to extract oil from the bones of ordinary Pakistanis. Moreover, I have also been assigned the job to inject fresh blood in the Oil and Gas industry, and it is an established fact that the blood of Pakistanis is full of filth and is not up to the international stand of sucking. Therefore, I have made arrangements for injecting fresh blood  in oil and gas companies from abroad. And they will be asked to carry on the squeezing of Pakistanis in professional fashion."

Where as off the record he said that "I belong to a 'tailee' family, and we have been extracting oil from different substances for generations."

Government should sell narcotics : Haji Adeel

Seneator Haji Adeel who is famous for his drunk statements has said that "The government should sell Narcotics, instead of disposing them off". He also said that "This will be beneficial for the government in a bid for increasing their revenue as well as for the 'rangeen mizaj' people like me who are in constant need of a bottle". He went one step ahead and offered his brokerage services to the government and said that "I can also assist the government in finding suitable buyers like clubs, pubs and hotels. Moreover, I am also willing to launch a joint venture..."

Biden says "Obama is the most boring speaker"

The American Vice President Joe Biden says that "Sleeping during President Obama's speech is absolutely necessary because he delivers very boring speeches especially when they are related to monetary matters".

Biden was attending President Barack Hussain Obama's speech on Wednesday at George Washington University where Biden was caught on camera nodding off while the President spoke about ways to get the nation's money problems under control.

Man who lives on Bhutto's death

Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto (Former Pakistani PM) died a third of a century ago, but there is known person in this world who is living his political life on Bhutto's death.

Rather inhumanly, he celebrated Bhutto's death because he was a die hard worker of Bhutto's opposing party, and now for gaining political leverage he has resigned from the post of Law Minister and is pleading Bhutto's case.

Yes, your guess is absolutely correct, he is none other than Dr. Babar Awan (also known as Dr. Fake).

Update 30th December: Senator Dr Babar Awan has been nominated Vice President of Pakistan Peoples Party, it was approved by PPP Co-Chairman and President Asif Ali Zardari.