Pakistan's exit from Cricket World Cup 2011 at the hands of arch rival India in traditional manner, has prompted Pakistan Cricket's Pattern In-chief - President Asif Ali Zardari to inject fresh blood in Oil & Gas sector. President's spokesman said that "It is the need of time that we build proper fueling system for our Batting Machine, because it runs out of gas very frequently and especially during the knockout stage of an international event. Therefore, it has been decided to restructure the Oil & Gas sector, and for moving forward we have assigned this job to Dr. Asim Hussain".
When Dr. Asim who is a foreign qualified Orthopedic Surgeon was contacted, he said that "I specialize in squeezing & extracting oil from the bones of my patients, and I will not let any stone unturned in my effort to extract oil from the bones of ordinary Pakistanis. Moreover, I have also been assigned the job to inject fresh blood in the Oil and Gas industry, and it is an established fact that the blood of Pakistanis is full of filth and is not up to the international stand of sucking. Therefore, I have made arrangements for injecting fresh blood in oil and gas companies from abroad. And they will be asked to carry on the squeezing of Pakistanis in professional fashion."
Where as off the record he said that "I belong to a 'tailee' family, and we have been extracting oil from different substances for generations."
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