Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The Final Battle

A battle between India and it's Western Muslim neighbor will start from Gilgit (that borders China), Chitral and Nanga Parbat [Astore]. It will cause so much bloodshed that Attock River [Sindh] will turn red. Then Afghans, Arabs, Turks, Iranians and Chinese will come for help and the Western Muslim India will counter attack, changing war front to Punjab and Doaba [Jalandhar]. It will be an extremely destructive war and will be fought for 6 months at different fronts. The Final Battle will be fought at Bajnor [Uttar Pardesh] and Indian ruler will be taken as POW, he will be presented handcuffed to the ruler of Western Muslim India... predicted Hazrat Naimat Shah Wali nine-hundred (900) years ago.

Considering Indian reaction to Pak-China Economic Corridor and the fact that Gilgit-Baltistan is the most important part of this corridor, the reason for Indian attack on Gilgit and Astore is quite clear. 

Congratulations Ghazwa-e-Hind is round the corner.

Friday, June 5, 2015

35 Punchers or Holocast

"I thought talking about 35 Punchers is as big a crime as talking about Holocaust", says Lier's Lawyer

Mr Captain used to claim that Mr 35 Punchers (Mr Caretaker) rigged Elections 2013 on 35 seats, and he (Captain) possess a video evidence of a conversation between Mr Caretaker and Mr Sharif in which Mr Caretaker admits that he had rigged elections. Captain has been continuously leveling 35 Puncher allegation since last two years, and also raised this many a times from Mount Container.

Interestingly, Mr Caretaker was called for testifying in Judicial Commission, however, Captain's Lawyer didn't ask a single question regarding 35 Punchers. He might have felt that asking such question is not allowed, perhaps it is as big a crime as talking about Holocaust?

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Pappu is also responsible for KP LG poll rigging - Imran Khan

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman, Imran Khan, has revealed that Pappu is also responsible for rigging in KP Local Government polls. He said that free and fair elections are not possible in Pakistan.

Earlier, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf alleged that Pappu was involved in rigging during General Elections 2013.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

I only tried to setup Mobile Polling Booth - Ali Ameen Gandapur

"I only tried to setup Mobile Polling Booth", KP Minister and PTI Stalwart Ali Ameen Gandapur told in an innocent manner.

Earlier, Mr Gandapur along with his associates, attacked a female polling station, misbehaved with female electoral staff, took ballot boxes and ran away in his land cruiser.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

"Why did you appoint Pappu for printing ballot papers?", PTI Counsel asks Printing Corporation MD in the proceeding of Judicial Commission...

No Najam Sehti, Justice Iftikhat Chaudhry, Justice Ramday, Nawaz Sharif, Mir Khalil ur Rehman, it's "Pappu" who is actually responsible for all the rigging.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Al-Bakistan joins Yemen War

Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership decides to join Saudi lead Yemen offensive against Hothi Rebel.

Pakistan should have distanced herself from the conflict, however, since Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership have decided to join the Saudi lead offensive against Iran backed Hothi rebels, they should do it whole-heartedly and ask for membership of GCC as compensation.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Murad Saeed's Namurad Degree

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's MNA Murad Saeed Degree has been declared as "Namurad" by the Inquiry Committee of University of Peshawar, the committee recommended the cancellation of the result of a make-up exam taken by Murad Saeed.

Murad Saeed, who was elected a member of the National Assembly from Swat in 2013, remained a BS (Hons) student at the Department of Environmental Sciences, UoP from 2005 to 2009.