Every hour in Pakistan is Earth Hour

Amid the Announced and Unannounced Load-Shedding for hours in both rural and urban areas of the country, Pakistan along with hundreds of other countries is observing "Earth Hour" by turning-off lights for an hour from 8:30 PM to 9:30 PM in a collective display of commitment to a better future for the Planet to reduce energy consumption.

With the Theme "I will if you will", "Earth Hour’ is a World Wildlife Federation (WWF) climate change initiative. This event calls for everyone to stand up and take responsibility towards a sustainable future.

The Pakistan Peoples Party led Federal Government has been celebrating this hour successfully, that is a couple of years prior to Earth Hour's launch in 2010.

It has been learnt that Pakistan Electric Power Company (PEPCO), along with Water and Power Distribution Authority (WAPDA), has made special Load-Shedding Schedule for Earth Hour.

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Punjab recognizes Zardari's catalytic efforts for Society

The Punjab Government has finally recognized President Asif Ali Zardari's catalytic efforts for Society and declared him the Dependency for Life.

The Punjab Education Department is so much impressed by the current Pakistani Rules, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani, that they have made it part of High School Syllabus. 

The students taking the Urdu Examination of Ninth Standard in Multan were asked the following Multiple Choice Question.

"Who is responsible for the protection of Pakistan? (a) Allah (b) Gilani Sahib (c) Zardari Sahib or (d) Pakistani people".

While, the students in Lahore, who sat in the Ninth Standard Urdu Examination the same day, were slightly luckier, as they only confronted with the President Zardari name in the options that they were given.

In a multiple choice question, the students were asked, "As per Dr Abdullah, our entire system of life is based on? (a) Wealth (b) religion (c) Zardari Sahib or (d) World".

Moreover, Hafiz Ajmal, the Paper-Setter in the Dera Ghazi Khan Board of Intermediate and Secondary Education, who prepared the Multiple Choice Questions for the Ninth Class Urdu Examination, has been rewarded with a Life Time Disqualifications.

Police performs poorly in Uniform

The Punjab Police has discovered the cause of their Traditional Poor Performance, that is their Black-Colored Uniform.

Inspector General of Punjab Police Haji Habeebur Rehman said that it was the Dark Uniform which makes them "Grumpy", the main reason of their Poor Performance.

This color absorbs more Heat and that is why the Police are twice as Hot-Headed, Rehman said.

The Police have therefore decided to change the colour of the Uniform, Rehman further said.

Cheap Bengalis lost appeal in Asian Cricket Council

The Asian Cricket Council has rejected a plea filed by "Cheap" Bangladesh Cricket Board to Review a Delivery bowled in the Last Over of the Asia Cup Final against Pakistan at Mirpur.

The Asian Cricket Council Chief Executive Ashraful Haq said that Bangladesh was "Too Late" in filing the appeal as they should have filed their complaint to the Field Umpire or the Match Referee during the Match.

Ashraf said that the Asian Cricket Council (ACC) cannot accept Bangladesh Cricket Board (BCB)’s application anymore.

Earlier Cheap Bengalis appealed to the ACC to review a Delivery bowled the Last Over of the Match, accusing Pakistani Pacer Aizaz Cheema of deliberately blocking batsman Mahmudullah Riyadh from taking a Second Run.

The BCB Chairman had said that Bangladesh would demand Five Penalty Runs which if granted could force the ACC to Reverse the Result of the Match in which Pakistan won against Bangladesh by a couple of runs.

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West Pakistan prevails on Sher-e-Bengal Day

West Pakistan prevailed over gutsy East Pakistan to become Asian Cricket Champion on Sher-e-Bengal Day (Lahore Resolution Day) at Sher-e-Bangla Stadium Mirpur.

After a nail-biting performance from both sides, Pakistan (Formerly West Pakistan) managed to bowl out the panicked Bangladesh (Formerly East Pakistan) in the final overs of the game.

However, when their gut-wrenching disappointment dies down, Bangladesh will remember that they were just one stroke away from becoming Asian Cricket Champion. And see it as clinching evidence of their progress. When their sense of relief passes, Pakistan will remember that they were tested to the hilt, but came through somehow. And see it as confirmation of their renowned ability to win the big moments.

But for a moment, Bangladesh will be gutted; that they had again lost a Tournament Final, this time by a margin of two runs and previously by two wickets to Sri Lanka in 2009.

If Imran resembles Gaddafi then Satan resembles Rushdie

Satanic Author Salman Rushdie ridiculed Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman Imran Khan, who pulled out of a Scheduled Speech at India Today Conclave Conference due to Rushdie's presence.

Rushdie drew gasps of surprise from the India Today Conclave Audience by asking: "Have you noticed the physical resemblance between Imran Khan and (Slain Libyan Dictator Muammar) Gaddafi?"

"If you were making a Movie of the Life of Qaddafi and you wanted a slightly better-looking version of Gaddafi you might cast Imran Khan," Rushdie said with a grin. "He would need to act of course, which would be a problem".

However, it seems, Rushdie haven't noticed that he resembles "Satan" and if someone needs to make a movie about Satan, he might cast Rushdie.

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Tendulkar's Century before Petrol and Dollar is worrisome : President Zardari

President of Pakistan Asif Ali Zardari has called Indian Superstar Sachin Tendulkar's much awaited Century of Centuries before the Century of Petrol Price and Dollar Exchange Rate as an under achievement on part of the Government and a Worrisome Sign for it.

While delivering his fifth consecutive address to the Join Session of the Parliament, President Asif Ali Zardari noted Sachin Tendulkar's much awaited Century of Centuries before the Century of Petrol Price and Dollar Exchange Rate as an under achievement on part of the Pakistan Peoples Party Government and also declared it a Worrisome Sign for his Government.

However, otherwise President Zardari’s Speech mainly revolved around what the Government has been able to achieve during the past four years in power.

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