Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Friday, January 25, 2019

Baji-Budget

After this mini budget aka Baji-Budget it is certain that in current financial year Pakistan will have the largest fiscal deficit in country's history and a larger federal deficit as percentage of GDP than the last 5 years.
Government hasn’t revealed how it plans to plug this huge hole? Printing more money would increase inflation, while getting more debt would increase taxes in future?

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Contradictory Judgements

Sheikh Rashid mentioned 983-kanal agricultural land in the nomination papers for the 2013 general elections while he actually owned 1,081-kanal agricultural land.

Similarly, Sheikh Rashid showed the purchase of one-kanal land in the Bahria Gold City for over Rs10million when the booking price of the land was over Rs48million, whereas the current market price of the same land was around Rs60million.

However, Justice Azmat Saeed Sheikh, who earlier disqualified Nawaz Sharif for not declaring a receivable salary, took a contradictory stance in Sheikh Rashid's case and didn't find anything wrong in non declaration of almost 100 kanal agricultural land along with undervaluation of residential property by Rs50million.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Chairman NAB, pack your bag

NAB sources told that it’s rare that a press release is issued in regard to an in-house order for the verification of a complaint. “This has been done a day before the executive committee of the NAB meets in Islamabad to discuss such matters,” a source said.


The source added that some most relevant officers in the Bureau did not know about this development as the direction to make the matter public before even its verification, came from the chairman’s office.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Construction, destruction and reconstruction in Peshawar Metro project

The never ending cycle of construction, destruction and reconstruction in Peshawar Metro project proves that Pakistan's biggest problems are incompetence and mismanagement, creating opportunities for corruption and embezzlement.

Friday, April 14, 2017

Nangarhar - Another Nagasaki

The US Air Force has dropped the “Mother Of All Bombs” on Nangarhar, Afghanistan. It was the first time this 21,600-pound bomb — technically known as a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb, or MOAB — has been used.

The MOAB, which contains over 8,000 pounds of an Australian explosive called H6 that’s typically used underwater, is powerful: It has an explosion equivalent to 11 tons of TNT. In comparison, “Little Boy,” the uranium atomic bomb that the U.S. military dropped on Hiroshima in August 1945, had the explosive power of about 16 kilotons — or 16,000 tons — of TNT. “Fat Man,” the bomb dropped on Nagasaki three days later, had an explosiveness of about 20,000 tons (or 20 kilotons). Units are key here; the level of damage caused by the MOAB versus nuclear weapons differs by a factor of 1,000.

However, the blast radius — that’s the distance from the point where the bomb is dropped — is comparable. MOAB’s blast radius is estimated to be about 1 mile, which is the same as the radius measured for the bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Hollow argument of priorities

"It's all about priorities", is a sentence commonly heard from parrots. However, the priorities are rather contradictory and confusing, such as

"Bring peace first then play cricket in Pakistan. But improve sports first to bring peace."

"Provide ambulances and school buses first then improve roads infrastructure. But improve roads and transport infrastructure first then provide public transport."

Friday, November 11, 2016

Trump's Triumph

President Obama humiliated Trump at a white house dinner in 2011, he even showed a photo of "Trump White House" to his audience. That move literally sealed Trump's fortunes and Obama himself will hand over white house key to Trump.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Panama-gate Hearing - A Game of Chess

The first hearing of cases related to Panama-gate scandal in Supreme Court, after admission of petitions, turned out to be a game of chess, where both the respondents and the petitioners tried to hold their card close to their chests.

The respondents lawyer only submitted a reply on behalf of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif's response, completely denying the allegations, while asking for precious time from Supreme Court for submitting premier's children responses, who are the actual owners of companies involved in panama-gate. This non submission of responses will leave the petitioner's lawyers with less time for presenting their counter arguments.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Afghanistan only considers Pakistan as her first cousin

Afghanistan doesn't consider Pakistan as her brother (or sister), rather she considers Pakistan as her first cousin.

In our (Afghani and Pakistani) societies, people mostly show jealousy towards their first cousins, but when they need help they always look towards their cousins. And cousins are generally helpful in time of need.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after 3 decades

Pakistan and Russia resume joint military exercises after three decades, as the Russian military personnel have arrived in Pakistan for joint military exercises.

Both Pakistan and Russia enjoyed joint military exercises with live ammunition in the 80s. But during the last 30 years both countries missed each other and are lagging behind in expertise.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Army Chief orders combing operation

Army Chief has ordered intelligence agencies to setup hair saloon across the country and conduct a combing operation as the habit of keeping wild hair is spreading like an epidemic in country men.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Government rejects Murad Ali Shah's signatures

Federal government has rejected Rangers extension summary in Sindh sighting reason that Chief Minister Sindh Qaim Ali Shah's name has been mistyped as Murad Ali Shah.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

British PM seeks Pakistani Spokesperson

British PM, Cameroon, has called on his Pakistani counter-part, Sharif, and asked for help in Panama-Leaks scandal.

Cameroon is interested in hiring services of Sharif's spokespersons.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Paksitan is West Indies

South Asia is referred as "Indies", by this definition the Western part of South Asia, Pakistan, should be called West Indies.

Congratulation Pakistanis, you have beaten India in a World T20 2016.

Note that Cherry Blossom is widely used in Pakistan, no matter if it replaces Fair & Lovely.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Commando on sick leave

Commando General Musharraf has been granted sick leave by the courts and executive of Pakistan.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

Apparently Shabaz Taseer was kidnapped to ensure that Salman Taseer murder case cannot be settled with blood money, since it requires presence of all successors.

Interestingly, Shabaz Taseer was also given stipend to eat delicious food on his return

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Accountability or Clean Chit Authority?

Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Accountability Department function has been changed to Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Clean Chit Issuance Authority.

Now the authority KPI would be to issue more and more clean chits to innocent politicians and bureaucrats.

Monday, January 11, 2016

General Raheel Sharif - The Army Chief for two countries

General Raheel Sharif has a unique honor of acting as Army Chief for two countries at the same time, that are, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

Thank you Raheel Sharif for doing so many jobs on one salary.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Gwadar should be declared Federal Territory

On 8 September 1958, Pakistan purchased the Gwadar enclave from Oman for 5.5 billion Rupees, effective 8 December 1958. 

Most of the money for the purchase came from donations, with Prince Sultan Mohammad Shah, the reigning Aga Khan, contributing the most. The government paid the remainder through taxes.The area was integrated into Balochistan province on 1 July 1977 as the Gwadar District subdivision.

Now on what basis some Baluch nationalists are asking for exclusive provincial right on Gwadar port, when it is clearly Pakistan government's constitutional and moral authority to control and benefit from Gwadar port?

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar

Gawadar port should be built in Peshawar, and if federal government do not provide Pakhtunkhuwa with it's due right and do not demolish existing port in Gawadar, then the provincial government will be left with no option but to perform Kathack Dance and federal government will be solely responsible for this, announced Chief Minister Pakhtunkhuwa.

The information presented above is Fictitious, however, it is offered in Good Faith and Mostly Correct to the best of our knowledge. If any factual errors have appeared here inadvertently, then we would be pleased to hear from anyone wishing to offer corrections.