Thursday, November 28, 2013

Pervaziat Se Sharafat


The Land of the Pure should now be called the Land of the Sharifs, as it's now ruled by Sharif Elite.

Earlier, the country was ruled by a bunch of Pervazis, that were, Pervaiz Musharraf, Pervaiz Elali, Pervaiz Ashraf Kayani and Pervaiz Ashraf, however, Sharafat will pervail now as the country is ruled by Sharifs, that are, Nawaz Sharif, Shabaz Sharif, Raheel Sharif and Hamza Sharif etc.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

MQM wary of Drone FIR against "Unidentified Persons"


Mutahida Qaumi Movement Leader Dr Farooq Sattar has expressed worries over US Hangu Drone Stike FIR against "Unidentified Persons" claiming that it can be used as a tool of Political Victimization against his party.

Dr Farooq Sattar critized Paksitan Tehreek-e-Insaf's Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa Goverment for lodging an FIR of US Drone Attack at a Religious Seminary against "Unidentified Persons" and questioned why the FIR was kept open and culprits were not named? He feared that such FIR can be used for Political Victimization against MQM.

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Friday, November 15, 2013

Only CEO Khushal Khan can bring prosperity to Naya KPK - Imran Khan


Bypassing all procedures & systems, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman, Imran Khan has recommended CEO Khushal Khan for the position of Cheif Executive Officer, Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Oil & Gas Company Limited.

In his letter of recommendation Imran Khan wrote that, only CEO Khushal Khan can bring prosperity to Naya KPK Oil Exploration Department as he can smell sub-terrainian oil deposits from thousands of meters and no other human has such a Great Nose.

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

Peace drowned by Drone


The Chieftian of Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, Hakimullah Mehsud, has been killed in a drone strike, and with him have drowned expectations of peace in the region.

Just when a Pakistan Government delegation was to leave for talks with Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, a US Drone strike targeted a vehicle used by TTP Chief Hakimullah Mehsud with Hell Fire missiles in North Waziristan and killed Meshud with four accomplices.

"A remotely piloted US aircraft fired two missiles at a house in the Dandi Darpakhel area, one kilometre north of Miramshah, the headquarters of North Waziristan, around 7:15 PM" a Security Official told.

Officially, the Government was quick to denounce the deadly drone strike which, analysts believe, could scuttle an embryonic peace process with the TTP.

Since 2004, the United States has always conspired to sabotage Pakistan's efforts to hold peace talks with the insurgents using Drone Strikes.

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Saturday, October 26, 2013

Du Plessis is 'Fine'


After all the Ball-Tampering Fiasco during Dubai Test between Pakistan and South Africa, the ICC Match Referee David Boon asked South Africa Batsman Faf du Plessis who has already pleaded guilty of Ball-Tampering.

David: How are you Faf?

Faf: I am 'Fine'.

David: Okay, then you stay 'Fined'.

And everyone lived happily again.

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Zimbabwe - World's Top Ranked Cricket Side

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Zimbabwe - World's Top Ranked Cricket Side


Zimbabwe has become World's Top Ranked Cricket Side as South Africa leveled Test Series with Pakistan.

Some great mathmatician of modern times are of the view that the theory of equality has granted Zimbawe World's Top Ranking in Test Cricket as South Africa leveled Test Series with Pakistan, who leveled a Test Series with Zimbawe last month.

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Imranullah Imran - Taliban's new Spokesman


Pakistan Tehreek-e-Taliban appointed Imranullah Imran as their new Spokesman. He will succeed Shahidullah Shaid who earlier succeeded Ehsanullah Ehsan as TTP Spokesman.

Commenting on the complexity of the situation, the TTP Spokesman, Imranullah Imran argued that if the US could open offices for the Afghan Taliban in Qatar, why should Pakistan not do the same.

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