Asad Umar to launch Islamabad Bullock-Cart Metro Transport

Pakistan Teheek-e-Insaf stalwart Asad Umar is ready to launch Eco-Friendly Bullock-Cart based Metro Transport Service in Islamabad, as a realization of his "vision of providing environment friendly, ancient and cheap transportation facilities to the people of his constituency".

Islamabad Bullock-Cart Metro Transport will be completed within a week, since Engro Pakistan, Asad Umar's previous employer, will arrange all the Bulls from their Dairy Farms located in Sindh.

Asad further said that "Bullock-Cart Transport will provide affordable transport service to the residents of the city. The project is very feasible in Islamabad, since there is a lot of grass (alongside roads) for grazing and the animal dunk can then be used for greenbelt fertility, creating an efficient eco-system".

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Pakistan's stunning Maghrib Chase

Pakistan pull off astonishing Maghrib Run Chase to turn a Test on its head, with an incredible batting performance in the dying moments of Final Day, when they scored 302 runs in 57.3 overs to Sucker-Punch Sri Lanka and level the three match series.

It refreshed memories of Pakistan's brilliant twin Maghrib Chases chases against India in Second and Third Test of 1978 Series. Indeed, among the many kinds of finishes that Test cricket makes possible, a classic template for exciting Test-match wins: a chase completed in the dying overs of the fifth day.

Coward Commando afraid of confronting Courts

In a dramatic turn of events, the Treason Indictment of so called Commando, Pervaiz Musharraf, was postponed for the third consecutive time after the Retired Army General preferred to hide in a Military Cardiac Hospital with an undisclosed ailment instead of appearing in Special Court to face the charges against him.

A Three-Member Tribunal, formed to try Ex-President Pervaiz Musharraf for suspending the Constitution in November 2007, announced that it would allow him more time because of his physical state, and thus the Commando manages to escape Court proceeding yet again.

However, the Lead Lawyer of Musharraf’s large Legal Team, Ahmed Raza Kasuri, tried to cover the disgrace by saying that the Former Army Commander was not trying to avoid facing the charges against him, which could carry the Death Penalty if he is convicted.

PTI won Delhi Elections : Shah Mahmood Qureshi

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Vice Chairman, Shah Mahmood Qureshi has congruatualted his party over Aam Aadmi Party victory in Delhi Elections, saying that India's Aam Aadmi Party is actually PTI sister concern in the neibouring country.

He said that not only Aam Admi Party manifesto is a carbon copy of PTI's manifesto, in fact, both parties also have same stance against US Drone Attacks.

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Pervaziat Se Sharafat

The Land of the Pure should now be called the Land of the Sharifs, as it's now ruled by Sharif Elite.

Earlier, the country was ruled by a bunch of Pervazis, that were, Pervaiz Musharraf, Pervaiz Elali, Pervaiz Ashraf Kayani and Pervaiz Ashraf, however, Sharafat will pervail now as the country is ruled by Sharifs, that are, Nawaz Sharif, Shabaz Sharif, Raheel Sharif and Hamza Sharif etc.

MQM wary of Drone FIR against "Unidentified Persons"

Mutahida Qaumi Movement Leader Dr Farooq Sattar has expressed worries over US Hangu Drone Stike FIR against "Unidentified Persons" claiming that it can be used as a tool of Political Victimization against his party.

Dr Farooq Sattar critized Paksitan Tehreek-e-Insaf's Khyber-Pakhtunkhuwa Goverment for lodging an FIR of US Drone Attack at a Religious Seminary against "Unidentified Persons" and questioned why the FIR was kept open and culprits were not named? He feared that such FIR can be used for Political Victimization against MQM.

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Only CEO Khushal Khan can bring prosperity to Naya KPK - Imran Khan

Bypassing all procedures & systems, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chairman, Imran Khan has recommended CEO Khushal Khan for the position of Cheif Executive Officer, Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Oil & Gas Company Limited.

In his letter of recommendation Imran Khan wrote that, only CEO Khushal Khan can bring prosperity to Naya KPK Oil Exploration Department as he can smell sub-terrainian oil deposits from thousands of meters and no other human has such a Great Nose.

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