Friday, March 18, 2016

Commando on sick leave

Commando General Musharraf has been granted sick leave by the courts and executive of Pakistan.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

CIA released Shabaz Taseer today

Apparently Shabaz Taseer was kidnapped to ensure that Salman Taseer murder case cannot be settled with blood money, since it requires presence of all successors.

Interestingly, Shabaz Taseer was also given stipend to eat delicious food on his return

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Accountability or Clean Chit Authority?

Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Accountability Department function has been changed to Khyber Pakhtunkhuwa Clean Chit Issuance Authority.

Now the authority KPI would be to issue more and more clean chits to innocent politicians and bureaucrats.

Monday, January 11, 2016

General Raheel Sharif - The Army Chief for two countries

General Raheel Sharif has a unique honor of acting as Army Chief for two countries at the same time, that are, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

Thank you Raheel Sharif for doing so many jobs on one salary.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Gwadar should be declared Federal Territory

On 8 September 1958, Pakistan purchased the Gwadar enclave from Oman for 5.5 billion Rupees, effective 8 December 1958. 

Most of the money for the purchase came from donations, with Prince Sultan Mohammad Shah, the reigning Aga Khan, contributing the most. The government paid the remainder through taxes.The area was integrated into Balochistan province on 1 July 1977 as the Gwadar District subdivision.

Now on what basis some Baluch nationalists are asking for exclusive provincial right on Gwadar port, when it is clearly Pakistan government's constitutional and moral authority to control and benefit from Gwadar port?