Friday, May 15, 2015

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

Pappu Yar Tang Na Kar

"Why did you appoint Pappu for printing ballot papers?", PTI Counsel asks Printing Corporation MD in the proceeding of Judicial Commission...

No Najam Sehti, Justice Iftikhat Chaudhry, Justice Ramday, Nawaz Sharif, Mir Khalil ur Rehman, it's "Pappu" who is actually responsible for all the rigging.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Al-Bakistan joins Yemen War

Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership decides to join Saudi lead Yemen offensive against Hothi Rebel.

Pakistan should have distanced herself from the conflict, however, since Al-Bakistani civil & military leadership have decided to join the Saudi lead offensive against Iran backed Hothi rebels, they should do it whole-heartedly and ask for membership of GCC as compensation.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Murad Saeed's Namurad Degree

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's MNA Murad Saeed Degree has been declared as "Namurad" by the Inquiry Committee of University of Peshawar, the committee recommended the cancellation of the result of a make-up exam taken by Murad Saeed.

Murad Saeed, who was elected a member of the National Assembly from Swat in 2013, remained a BS (Hons) student at the Department of Environmental Sciences, UoP from 2005 to 2009.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Made in China ™ saved lives at Kuri Road

Thanks to Made in China ™ material, precious lives of lots of worshippers were saved at Kuri Road Imram Bargah, as a suicide bomber failed to detonate his death-vest.

Indeed, China is our all seasons friend.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Where was Imran Khan when we were burning Baldia Town Factory? Asks MQM

Mutahida Qaumi Movement, Rabita Committee have asked some serious questions from Imran Khan, such as

Where was Imran Khan (The Fire Brigade) when we were burning Baldia Town Factory? And why didn't he reach in time to cool it down?

This question needs to be answered immediately, otherwise Altaf Bhai would sign Imran Khan's dismissal orders.

Ulta Chore Kotwal Ko Dantay

Sunday, February 8, 2015

MQM Sector Incharge arrested for 12th May Charnage

Another set back for Mutahida Qaumi Movement as Law Enforcement Agencies in Karachi have picked MQM Sector Incharge of Mehmoodabad Area, Rafiq Rajput, in connection with killing of dozen of people, going to welcome then-deposed Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry, on 12th May 2007.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Baldia Town Factory to be made Altaf Hussain University - Malik Riaz

Chairman of Bahria Town, Malik Riaz Hussain, has announced to set up Altaf Hussain University Campus at the site of unfortunate Baldia Town Factory, Karachi.

Malik Riaz paid his gratitude to Mutahida Qaumi Movement Chief, Altaf Hussian, for arranging Free Varsity Land, adding that residential plots would be given to 'Martyrs' of Baldia Town Factory.

Earlier, Malik Riaz helped rebuild Gakhar Plaza Rawalpindi, after it was also turned to ashes under mysterious circumstances.

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