Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Khuwaja Asif reclaims Incompetency Award

Federal Minister for Water & Power, Khuwaja Muhammad Asif, reclaims "Federal - Incompetency Award" by delivering blackouts performances.

Khuwaja Asif was heard chanting "It's mine! mine mine mine".

Earlier, the award was briefly won by Federal Minister for Petroleum Shahid Khaqan Abbasi who masterminded a self-destructing petrol crisis.

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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Asif Zardari - Saudi Arabia's Co-King

In his will Late King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has designated Asif Ali Zardari, Former Pakistan President & Co-Chairman of Pakistan Peoples Party, as Co-King of Saudi Arabia.

Earlier, Asif Ali Zardari present King Abdullah's will to public.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Petroleum Minister suffers from Tareekholaria

Petroleum Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbassi suffers from Tareekholaria, a disease in which the patient daily announces a new Tareekh (Date).

Earlier opposition leader Imran Khan also suffered this disease, however, thanks to Bootman, Imran Khan seems to have cured now.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Strike in Karachi for Solidarity with Punjab

In a latest development, Altaf Hussain criticize fuel shortage in Punjab and announced a solidarity strike in Karachi.

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Is Punjabi blood worthier?

Is Punjabi blood worthier?

On 17th June 2014, City Government Lahore started an anti-encroachment operation in Model Town Lahore, the encroachers' protest turned violent and they started rioting, police started action some rioters and some rioters died.

Country's opposition parties, media and political wing of a premier secret agency went all out to cash this unfortunate event to topple the government.

Seven months later, on 16th January 2015, City Government Peshawar started an anti-encroachment operation in Ghanta Ghar Peshawar, the encroachers started protesting, and some of them were crushed to death by crane used for anti-encroachment...

However, neither any opposition parties nor the media felt anything, moreover, the political wing of premier secret agency has also kept itself quiet, strange isn't it?

ABD - The new sequence of English Alphabets

AB De Villiers lighting ton against West Indies has set "ABD" as a new sequence of English Alphabets.

Imran promises to plant one Arabian tree

"Aik Arab Darakht Lagain Gay" - Imran Khan

The correct translation & interpretation of above statement is

"To plant one Arabian Tree (Date Palm perhaps)"

However, some people are misinterpreting it as

"To plant one billion trees"

Pakistan to become Asian Tiger on a Donkey Cart

Amid fuel shortages, Pakistan to become Asian Tiger on a Donkey Cart.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

6/1 - Ahother Black Day for Democratic Pakistan

6/1 - Ahother Black Day for Democratic Pakistan

Military Courts - Madee bhi khud, Musif bhi khud

So disappointed with collected wisdom of our national leadership, why couldn't they improve Anti Terrorist Courts?

Why bother to set up military courts when justice can easily be served through a Police Encounter?

Both bypass rules to punish terrorists anyway.