Peshawar was Flooding while Khattak was Politicking

While "Shahan-e-Takht-e-Peshore", whole KPK Cabinet, is busy in extra-curricular (extra-constitutional to be precise) activities in Islamabad, their subjects are stranded in heavy rain & flood in Peshawar.

Peshawarites hoped that Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Government will bring a Tsunami of Change in their city, however, they were left to face disastrous floods and rains by their choosen ones.

Anyways, Nawaz Sharif is responsible for this, since Water Minister already prayed for rains last month.

Why Long March took so Long?

Seen as one of the Longest, in fact Slowest Marches in the history of Pakistan, the caravans of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Azadi March Band Wagon finally reached Islamabad after almost one & half days journey.

Imran Khan, like old Lorry Cleaners, took endless stops in all cities, towns, villages and streets to gather "Sawarian" (Passengers) en-route to Islamabad. Khan was even heard chanting slogans of "Mint Maro, Mint Maro" (Reach within a minute, reach within a minute) and "Pindi, Pindi, Abpara, Abpara" to attract passengers who wanted to go to Rawalpindi or Abpara.

However, people didn't show much interest, in fact, the people of Gujranwala were so annoyed, they pelted "Chitar" (Shoes) at Imran Khan's Lorry. Chitar-Therapy proved very fruitful, as Khan started rasing slogans "Double-eh, Dobule-eh" (Move on, Move on), and the Band Wagon increased it's speed so much that it over Sheikh-ul-Islam's Band Wagon, also en-route to Islamabad.

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Azadi & Inqilab Marches approaching to Zero

Azadi & Inqilab Marches are approaching to Zero, and Interior Minister has made arrangements for a gathering of One Million souls, i.e. to accommodate Azadi Marchers.

I wonder if there are any arrangements for Inqilab Marchers, since Dr Tahir ul Qadri never brings less than Two Million souls?

Also, I wonder if there are any arrangements for parking Hundred Thousand Bikes, most of the Marcher Bikes are equipped with state of the art Stealth Technology to keep them invisible from non-believers.

Anyways, one thing is for sure, Interior Minister is very weak in mathematics.

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Imran Al-Fasadi - The Technocrat Caliph of the Land of the Pure

Imran Al-Fasadi is all set to end "Badshahat" and declare himself "Technocrat Caliph" of the "Land of the Pure".

Furthermore, it is learnt that Imran Al-Fasadi enjoys full support of his old ally, Taliban Ameer Mullah Fazalullah Al-Farari, to challenge Caliphate of Abu-Bakr Al Baghdadi...

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